After we finished watching Temple of Doom (I'd forgotten how much screaming there was), Jody turned to me and said, "You must have had these in Canada."
"Yes, but they were on video." For some reason this got a huge laugh out of Jody. "What?" I demanded. "They're old movies!"
"You're old." A pause. "I never had any tapes."
Me: "That's ridiculous. Why not?"
Jody: "I never really had TV."
Me: "You're old!"